Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!
Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then... Banta: Then what happened? Santa: It fell off.
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back. Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!
Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson. Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson? Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!
Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier. Banta: So what did you suggest? Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!